3 of the ones I found most amusing:
1. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
2. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
3. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I've been a victim of a textbook pick-up line before:
male A: Your father must've been a thief
joud: huh ??
male A: he stole 2 stars and put them in your eyes
joud: what the....
True story! he had a 3angoo9 too
a) how can someone say that with a straight face
b) how is that romantic - having stars in my eyes ??
c) seriously. get a life
are you wearing space pants? cause your ass is out of this world
ReplyDeleteI love pick-up lines, but I don't think I'll ever try actually using them. But, they are funny though. I've compiled a list of the best ones I've found on the web here: Pick Up lines
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