A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
hehehe!! keed el nesa! :)
ReplyDeleteloooool. truly ene kaydahona 3atheem. But that's not fair it probably was the man's fault anyway ;)
ReplyDelete*dying laughing* I did not see that coming. LOOOOLLLLL
ReplyDeleteNow that's a smart woman :P
ReplyDeleteLOL
EVIL!
ReplyDelete7arakaaaat!! see women r insanely sneaky and evil!! hehe
ReplyDeletei was molested by a woman recently, i was under the influence and she took advantage of me
ReplyDeletechika: absolutely ;)
ReplyDeletemaryam: of course it was !
intlpaxtr: hehe i know, it's genius
noufa: we all have it in us ;)
kinan: yup u better watch your back
princess: who's side are u on ??
zed: knowing u, smthg tells me she was the victim and you completely reversed the story
3afya 3alaiha.. Good girl!
ReplyDeleteumm ga9at 3al rayal hehehehe im obviously on his side but i still like the evil heehhehehhe
ReplyDeletelol, dumbass! :p
ReplyDeleteOh ! what a sheep ! lol ! good one !
ReplyDeleteLOOOL totally unexpected for me :D
ReplyDeletelady: ee ! we should all learn from her
ReplyDeleteprincess: how self-righteous of u !
n.: is he a dumbass or is she a genius ;)
grey: thanks :)
elijah: i know, that's what makes it so cool !
Hahaha smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!
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