The wedding ring - recent story in the local paper:
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found thering in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleumjelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
he either has huge fingers or a really really small ...............
Aha ! Classic case of revenge ! although i have heard Indian Version of it from a relative of mine in the Medical field ... this is even better..
ReplyDeleteMuhahha Big finger or small ....???
WAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteHehehehe small "shesma" for sure ;)
ReplyDeletehehehehehhehehehe ok i think i think i thinkkkkkkkkkkk this made my day hehehhee
ReplyDeletepoor poor idiot cheating man hehehe
MOAR GIRL POWARRRRRRR!!!!!
ReplyDelete*flex*
looooooooooooooool
ReplyDeleteDude is screwed whichever way you look at it :P
Zain etsawee feeh.. kalb...
ReplyDeleteWhy would she go out with a pencil-dick anyway?
he is screwed big time!!
ReplyDeleteWell either way you look at it- it aint good!
ReplyDeleteAnd that guy seems like he shud have gone to the Dr a long time ago-- hello---- enlargement!!!!
grey: i guess its becoming a habbit amongst women, so to all the married guys that are cheating, make sure your wedding rings dont fit LOL
ReplyDeleteenigma: :)
noufa: give the guy the benefit of the doubt, maybe huge fingers LOL NOTTTT
la reine: it make my day aswell
ri: he deserves it for cheating, and going to the doctor was a big mistake, fdee7a
kinan: you got that right
swait: my guess is he's got MONEYYYYYYYYY LOL
amu: you can say that again
nonowa: LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL
LOOOOOOOL
I love your stories :D
ReplyDeleteNo way this is true, I can’t imagine this being applicable at all. It doesn't make any sense.
ReplyDeleteSomething is seriously wrong with this post. I got it, I demand illustrating pictures :)
eshda3wa: you can type tat again
ReplyDeleteelijah: thank you, i hope i can keep you entertain all the time
touche: i would love to ilustrate with pictures, just give me time to find someone with huge fingers lol