i hope this makes it clear, since my previous post didn't.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
CKin2u

what is this called, when arabic letters are created using english numbers, who is the genius that came up with that?
2 = ء
3 = ع
6 = ط
7 = ح
9 = ص
these are the ones i know
does anyone know them all?
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Focus
![[jisr.jpg]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmGUbBZy7Gb0VzperuYaLxe-m3aOnHsUBrrUtmKXoJ435WumV9FZtuYQueo0HBcvDozIvNe2mJb24lc81__H8p3EM6gbM-3SVyY2YziF7Z0Hov8FYqYnZlSSam2akn-rCH_WrkqkBfm2E/s1600/jisr.jpg)
it's not very clear but it's an inscription on a pedestrian bridge over a major highway, advising to keep your eyes on the road and to not get distracted
not only did it divert my eyes from the road, but also made me stick my head out the window and snap a picture
so i guess it didn't really fulfil its road awareness purpose now did it
Monday, November 26, 2007
Sunday, November 25, 2007
This can't be good
Saturday, November 24, 2007
How to dance
these days' social agendas are heavy with events of all kinds, and so the ability to dance can come in very handy.
click here for tips on how to dance properly. don't miss the "stir the pot of love" and "ride the pony" moves !
click here for tips on how to dance properly. don't miss the "stir the pot of love" and "ride the pony" moves !
Thursday, November 22, 2007
greeting seasons
it's that time of the year when we must accept the fact that winter is here, i just heard on the radio this morning that it will start raining this weekend, and maybe some thunder storms.
how come the weather is always ideal between seasons? i mean summer is too hot, and winter is too cold, but when its the transition between any season, the weather is just great.
how come the weather is always ideal between seasons? i mean summer is too hot, and winter is too cold, but when its the transition between any season, the weather is just great.
"I can't stand the rain! 'gainst my window"
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Traffic Violations On-line Payment

"Please be aware that MOI has enhanced and launched the Traffic Violations On-line Payment in english to be able to pay your violations on-line using KNET using an English or Arabic interface"
I don't know how effective this is, but i will try it and see if it actually works, unlike everything else in Kuwait.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
the creation of the zain logo

Doh !!
i have an early flight to catch today, so i'm at the airport and i just realized i forgot the 2 most important items u need when travelling alone, espacially when it's not a short flight:


- my ipod
- the book i'm currently reading
i checked out the 8 or 9 books they sell at virgin now and they're all lame harry potter or agatha christie books. the magazine store has the old Glamour and the ooooold People so that was a bust too.
Monday, November 19, 2007
lunch with a twist
Anyways, this time the message in my Snapple was different, it says:
"An ant can survive for up to two weeks under water."
Saturday, November 17, 2007
the axis of evil comedy tour

for the people that don't know who the axis of evil are, they are the funniest arab (and persian) comedians out there, you should definatley check them out. (wiki)
Friday, November 16, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
By popular demand
So i get black color font to keep the mysterious in me.
![[waldo.jpg]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPHyz3_4S0m7mrlH6Rb0aV1wvkeKrfUdmO1K6mYjNG13N7xMLpjaBMLLHnk0n7jmjLA4eRsnDp8xddkWG_m14PUxwIDYfLvsGc5itHVoTTr3Y9tZFhvVYN07PpHyGWFTWlUvQdKcsBXyw/s1600/waldo.jpg)
After much ado and persistence from my iKuwait co-authors, I decided to pop out of my hiding to say hello.
2007 has been a very tough year for me, and so you understand if blogging hasn't been one of my top priorities. I confess however, that though I wasn't posting nor commenting, I was an omnipresent reader of my own blog, and have gotten to know some of iKuwait's visitors through their comments.
Anyway, here I am, and because you have been so kind to ask about me, I shall become a more frequent contributor to iKuwait. My next post will contain some information about who I am, where I'm from, so that you get to know me a little, even though I've been so absent.
Joud and Zed, thank you for your amazing commitment to iKuwait, please keep it up!
![[waldo.jpg]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPHyz3_4S0m7mrlH6Rb0aV1wvkeKrfUdmO1K6mYjNG13N7xMLpjaBMLLHnk0n7jmjLA4eRsnDp8xddkWG_m14PUxwIDYfLvsGc5itHVoTTr3Y9tZFhvVYN07PpHyGWFTWlUvQdKcsBXyw/s1600/waldo.jpg)
After much ado and persistence from my iKuwait co-authors, I decided to pop out of my hiding to say hello.
2007 has been a very tough year for me, and so you understand if blogging hasn't been one of my top priorities. I confess however, that though I wasn't posting nor commenting, I was an omnipresent reader of my own blog, and have gotten to know some of iKuwait's visitors through their comments.
Anyway, here I am, and because you have been so kind to ask about me, I shall become a more frequent contributor to iKuwait. My next post will contain some information about who I am, where I'm from, so that you get to know me a little, even though I've been so absent.
Joud and Zed, thank you for your amazing commitment to iKuwait, please keep it up!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
B.M.T.?
On Tuesday's post , i talked about ordering from Subway and every time i order from Subway i end up getting the BMT and i love that shit, but what the hell does B.M.T. stand for, so i did a little research.

This sub's name is the "Biggest, Meatiest, Tastiest"
The "B.M.T." sandwich at Subway was originally named after the "Brooklyn-Manhattan Transit." Consisting of sliced genoa salami, pepperoni, ham and your choice of salad, it has become one of the chain's most popular subs. With time, the sub's name has evolved to mean "Biggest, Meatiest, Tastiest."
A six-inch sub has 24g of fat, 55mg of cholesterol, and 1900mg of sodium
Now i'm hungry again

This sub's name is the "Biggest, Meatiest, Tastiest"
The "B.M.T." sandwich at Subway was originally named after the "Brooklyn-Manhattan Transit." Consisting of sliced genoa salami, pepperoni, ham and your choice of salad, it has become one of the chain's most popular subs. With time, the sub's name has evolved to mean "Biggest, Meatiest, Tastiest."
A six-inch sub has 24g of fat, 55mg of cholesterol, and 1900mg of sodium
Now i'm hungry again
Money, Sex, Power
not long ago i had a discussion with a wise man who told me flat out - "joud, what it all boils down to for a man is money, sex, and power."
is that ALL that really matters to men ?
in contrast, i came accross this interesting pyramid representing the hierarchy of needs, proposed by a psychologist named Maslow.
![[maslow.jpg]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_EIahf_AneVZEY4s-0Pb8l7tFR7KB4hJyCYPsYn99oBxh0vEwXPt5rEj7m0oBZjJxeUpVTFfsbKOQwXKG9eg9FZRiMR3nCpaUZajvnlelNblHNVUReZY0gJnvpdV-4HewbOudlMQts1c/s1600/maslow.jpg)
sex does appear as a basic need, but i don't see money nor power.
sex and food should be on the top of the pyramid.
btw guys, blue captions are zed's words
is that ALL that really matters to men ?
in contrast, i came accross this interesting pyramid representing the hierarchy of needs, proposed by a psychologist named Maslow.
![[maslow.jpg]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_EIahf_AneVZEY4s-0Pb8l7tFR7KB4hJyCYPsYn99oBxh0vEwXPt5rEj7m0oBZjJxeUpVTFfsbKOQwXKG9eg9FZRiMR3nCpaUZajvnlelNblHNVUReZY0gJnvpdV-4HewbOudlMQts1c/s1600/maslow.jpg)
sex does appear as a basic need, but i don't see money nor power.
sex and food should be on the top of the pyramid.
btw guys, blue captions are zed's words
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
you know what they say....
.....you learn something new everyday
Today i decided to order lunch from my favorite restaurant SUBWAY, i had a 12 inch BMT with a bag of salted Lays chips and a kiwi strawberry cocktail Snapple (my favorite), after the great feeling of fulfillment i notice there's a little message underneath the cap of the Snapple bottle, which i've never noticed before.

it says "The brain of Neanderthal man was larger than that of modern man."
so next time someone calls you a Neanderthal, take it as a compliment.
Today i decided to order lunch from my favorite restaurant SUBWAY, i had a 12 inch BMT with a bag of salted Lays chips and a kiwi strawberry cocktail Snapple (my favorite), after the great feeling of fulfillment i notice there's a little message underneath the cap of the Snapple bottle, which i've never noticed before.

it says "The brain of Neanderthal man was larger than that of modern man."
so next time someone calls you a Neanderthal, take it as a compliment.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Pure

do you guys agree ? is EVERYONE good and pure inside ?
but bad is better ;)
I'm not Zed

to avoid confusion and add some pizzazz (i've always wanted to use this word), we will use different font colors from now on - zed's posts will be in blue, mine will be in pink.
which was totally my idea
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
Deportation for Traffic Violation?

"KUWAIT CITY: The Ministry of Interior is currently studying a draft law on deporting expatriates who commit serious traffic violations, Director General of the Traffic Organizing Department Brigadier Mahmoud Al-Dossari told Al-Wasat. Acting on instructions from Interior Minister Sheikh Al-Khalid Al-Jaber Al-Sabah, Al-Dossari said the Ministry is now working on the classification of traffic violations to pave the way for the implementation of the law.
Under the law, Al-Dossari disclosed the Ministry will cancel the licenses of expatriates holding Article 24 visas if they are involved in a tragic accident in a year while expatriates who will commit traffic violations leading to fatal accidents twice within the specified period will be deported as per the recommendations of the Legal Affairs Department at the Ministry.
Urging expatriates to be careful when driving around Kuwait, Al-Dossari advised them not to commit serious traffic violations such as break the red light and speeding. He stressed the Ministry has the right to deport expatriates who violate Kuwaiti laws, affirming this is the common practice in many countries around the world. Al-Dossari added Kuwait appreciates the efforts exerted by the expatriate laborers to achieve national development but this does not give them the right to violate Kuwaiti laws.
Urging expatriates to be careful when driving around Kuwait, Al-Dossari advised them not to commit serious traffic violations such as break the red light and speeding. He stressed the Ministry has the right to deport expatriates who violate Kuwaiti laws, affirming this is the common practice in many countries around the world. Al-Dossari added Kuwait appreciates the efforts exerted by the expatriate laborers to achieve national development but this does not give them the right to violate Kuwaiti laws.
He said the Ministry will strictly implement the law after obtaining approval from the concerned authorities indicating the law will be applicable to all the expatriates residing in the country. "
Are they retarded?
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Kuwait Mall
they claim that their prices are super competitive, i wonder if that's true.
has anyone heard about it / used it yet ?
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
What do you do?
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See Below

On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See Below

Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-round.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Cheers
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
Monday, November 5, 2007
Pimpin' it

Where do i begin, does anyone know a place i can go to?
I want to start with the hydraulics, sound system, rims then the paint job.
Is there a place in Kuwait that would take care of my pimpin' needs? perhaps a Kuwaiti version of West Coast Customs
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Ring the alarm

The sirens will go off in three different tones:
- the fast pace drill, which means danger is on its way
- the slow siren which means danger is here
- and the constant steady horn which means everything is in the clear.