fatwa

they must be kidding cause this can't be real

Mecca the new Dubai

you know we're all going to hell when the most sacred place on earh becomes a real estate agents dream

These are actual plans taking place around the Kaaba in Mecca, i'd like to know when are they going to build a ski slope on Mount Arafat

organizing the roll

its that time of the year where i filter out the unactive blogs from iKuwait's blogroll, so if you're still alive and blogging, or if you have a blog that you want me to add here

just say something

me in the bath tub

dudes, you're nasty for checking

Joke of the month

A Lebanese guy moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks: Do you have any sales experience?
The guy, Yeah, I was a salesman back home.
The manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. 'You start from tomorrow! I'll come down after close time and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea.
Of course, the young man said.
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down. How many sales did you make today?
The guy said: One.
The manager groans, Just one? Our Egyptian sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?
The guy said: 101,237.64 US dollars.
The manager exclaims, what? 101,237.64 Dollars?' What did you sell him?
The guy said, first I sold him a small fishhook.
Then sold him a medium fishhook.
Then I sold a larger fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull the new boat. So I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 BMW.
The manager says, you mean a guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat and truck?
The guy said: No! NO! NO! He came in to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said:
Well, since your weekend is obviously fucked up, you might as well go fishing!!

you must be kidding

what the hell is this? i just got a random forward from this guy and its just a link to FACEBOOK ARABIA

be creative for a change, this site is a replica of the original Facebook, this guy is going to get sued so bad

Copy Rights Reserved 2008 To FACEBOOK ARABIA
By Haytham Yehia (Egypt)

Mark Zukkerberg eat your heart out

number change

i hate when they do this, it just complicates everything, our lives will change and we'll lose contact with allot of people, I've experienced a similar change in Jordan a while back, it wasn't very pleasant

Be Bold

i am nokia fan, a die hard nokia fan (a nokiaholic) never thought about switching, i got the iPhone last year but decided its not for me, its a very fun phone very cool features but i wasn't convinced, now its time for a change


the BB 9000 Bold, every one's been talking about the BB, the features the technology, Bluetooth, Calendar, Camera, Candy Bar Form, Edge, Email Client, GPS / Location, High-Speed Data GPRS, Mega pixel Camera, Memory Card Slot, MP3, Qwerty Keyboard, Smartphone, Speaker Phone, Voice Dialing, Wi-Fi.


i just pre-ordered it online, it's suppose to be released mid August, so i will receive it beginning of Ramadan, at least i will have something to entertain me while starving the day away.





does anyone have a blackberry, do you reccommend it?

i love zain

Another Blonde Joke

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, 'So y'all want to be cops, huh?'The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, 'To be adetective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth.'
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
'Now,' he said, 'did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?'
The blonde immediately said, 'Yes, I did He has only one eye!'
The detective shook his head and said, 'Of course he has only one eye inthis picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!'
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, said, 'What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?'
'Yes! He only has one ear!'
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, 'Didn't you hearwhat I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Ofcourse you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!'The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,'This is probably a waste of time, but ... He flashed the photo in her facefor a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, 'All right, did you noticeany thing distinguishing or unusual about this man?'
The blonde said, 'I sure did.. This man wears contact lenses.'
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, 'You're absolutely right! His bio says hewears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?'
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, 'Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

no more junkie

this is one of the saddest days ever, i just realized that FASTtelco (the f%*king b&$*ards)blocked BTjunkie, whats happening to mankind, what kind of a world do we live in, how do they expect us to grow if we don't have the tools to grow, you can't edumacate me without books, the internet is our books, it's 2008 for god's sake, LET IT BE....

'nuff said

Lager in Kuwait is $4 USD

last i checked we don't have beer in Kuwait, and when it's available in the black market it usually don't cost less than 4 KD a can (aprox. $15 USD), so what the hell is this site talking about?

check your facts before you turn them into stats

THE LINK

nothing

don't you love it when you get charged for NOTHING!!

i did some research and found out that ninetyseven group is found in Hong Kong

how typical