Days go by

A regular day

A regular day in my life

Some of you guys will get the joke and some won't, for those who get it, don't laugh too hard.

Disturbing forwards

why on earth do some people send such horrid forwards ?! i'd be hanging out, peacefully sipping my coffee and i'd unsuspectingly open an email forward only to find a video of a guy blowing his brains out or some girl diving into the ocean from a considerable altitude only to end up striking the rocky side. not to mention some pictures of deformed human beings with "alhamdulillah" captions, or a list of kuwait's lesbians' names - not without author's commentaries of course.

¿why?

i just don't get it; when i open - or send - a forward, it shouldn't be with the objective to raise the recipient's pulse or scare the bejesus out of them. it should be to share something very interesting or very funny. all other forwards, please keep them in your inbox.

or better yet, delete them.

Brotekshon

YABEELA

Laugh !!

This is what happens when you are flamboyant gay and high.

Nestle goes Halal

Fulll story

Blind date

what's the take on blind dates ? my friend keeps nagging me to go on a blind date with 'this guy' she thinks is perfect for me; but the idea of a blind date just doesn't work for me. how awkward the meetup must be ! how do u even recognize each other ? and let's say u do - what if there is zero chemistry ? what if the conversation is flat and uninteresting ? then u still have to go through the rest of the date out of courtesy.

i think if someone wants to introduce 2 people to each other, they ought to invite them both to the same dinner / function and see if they hit it off. it seems more natural this way.

Music Producer

Reminded me of a software I had, Used to love it, make loads of cool tracks, I think it was called Fruity loops.

What the "fuck"

Is this guy serious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI

Thank God I'm a Woman

in friendly retaliation to zed's TGIM post:

Thank God I'm a Woman.....
- it's ok to change your mind
- being petite is cute
- u can blame anything on pms
- u don't need to open your own jars
- manicures and pedicures
- diamonds
- wearing pink or saying the word 'fabulous' doesn't make you look or sound gay
- you're not pressured into making the football / soccer / hockey team
- there is no quota for how many shoes u should have
- there's never confusion about whether the child is yours or not ;)

Help: what to read

the last book i read was the kite runner, which i loved; they're making a movie of it - coming out in November of this year, yey !

and now i'm reading Freakonomics, which is amusing.

i'm almost done with it so i need a recommendation on what to read next, pronto !

ideas ?

The Taste of Tradition

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My second home.

The only thing missing is the wine.

Important Message.....

.....to All SHOWTIME Customers

Showtime has revamped, they sucked before and managed to fuck it up some more..... CONGRATS

- Only one Comedy Channel and they only kept the crappy sitcoms.
- Three Series Channels.
- Eight Movie Channels, I bet they all play movies from the 60's, just like before.
and I couldn't care less about the rest.

Someone should give them a wake-up call, I know I'm canceling my account soon.

I love Thai food

there's a new thai restaurant called Ginger which opened in Muthanna complex recently. I will go try it as soon as i get a chance. i'll order some pad thai. hmmmmmmm

the only reservation i have about this place is that it's a vegetarian restaurant but oh well, maybe it's good to go there if u want to eat 'light.'

# 46

"The Transparency International Corruption Perceptions Index ranks countries in terms of the degree to which corruption is perceived to exist among public officials and politicians" - it takes into accounts things such as misuse of public power, bribery, kickbacks in public procurement, embezzlement of public funds etc.

some of the numbers:
least corrupt arab country is UAE at rank 31 (out of 163)
most corrupt arab country is Iraq at rank 160
most corrupt arab country not at war is Yemen at rank 111
least corrupt countries are Finland, Iceland, New Zealand in 1st place
most corrupt country is Haiti in last place (163)

other ranks....
#11 UK
#14 Canada
#16 Germany
#18 France
#20 USA
#34 Israel
#36 Bahrein
#40 Jordan
#46 Kuwait
#63 Lebanon
#70 Saudi & Egypt
#93 Syria

view complete list here

Nick Cage on CRACK

Well, I wouldn't know if he is actually on crack but he must be on something to star in a movie like "Ghost Rider".

In this movie Johnny Blaze the main character in the movie turns into a flaming skeleton when he's around evil souls, COME ONNNNNN, couldn't the writer think on a better plot, my 8 year old cousin can think of better stories.

I'm getting frustrated talking about it, so I will stop here and hope Nick Cage's career goes down the drain.

Who the hell calls his son Kal-El?? and I thought I needed therapy.

What men really mean

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
I need you" = My hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
She's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someones on his/her way to tell you about it now
I have something to tell you = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next

Red dot

this is really cool, i couldn't stop playing until i finished it.

click on the red dot to play.

Shalom

i was browsing some of the language teaching tapes and books at berlitz the other day, and thought it was interesting to find this:

what the text says at the bottom left: "Listen to Hebrew as it's really spoken and travel with greater confidence"
;)

iKuwait posting marathon

for fun zed and i will host a posting marathon tomorrow.

from 7am to 7pm - there will be a new post every hour, on the hour.