Sunday, July 15, 2007

Sex candy

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

7 comments:

Nomad said...

lmfao that was priceless
*bow*

do0da said...

LOLLL thanks for a disturbing mental image

Maze said...

hehehe...nice post..so whenever am at a restaurant i'll tell the waitress gimme a hard drink!...looool

Dynamic Deeds said...

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool....
!!!!!

>.<

funny post made me laugh min 5a6erRr!

Zed said...

nomad: thanks :)

dooda: anytime .. anytime.. hehe

maze: if you like hard drinks, or ask for a stiff one, some people prefer a MOUNT & DO, lol

dynamic deeds: i'm glad i made you laugh that hard, i'll try to keep them coming

CyberRowdy said...

new drink will be "Hard" drink LOL

KJ said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


*tries to catch breath*

*fails*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL