Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Rich Man, Poor Man

A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz. Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go screw herself."


Grey said...

ROFLMAO ! where do you get this stuff ?

Kinano said...

*nods in agreement with poor guy*

Nora-Cassandra said...

I like the way the poor man is thinking!! I think women these days nothing satisfy them! And I think every man should use the poor man’s strategy!!!

But my sweet husband will always do the rich one's way and I’ll be the woman who always complains! :P

Zed said...

grey: if i tell you i have to kill you

kinano: Zed laughs histericlly with the rich guy

nora-cassandra: i use that strategy, thats why i'm single and happy

TAT said...

O.o that reminds me of the sopranos I think tony said that joke