Friday, September 21, 2007

Men

A Man was out golfing one day when he hit the ball into the woods. He went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to him, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The man freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your wife will get times ten!" The man said, "That's okay."

For his first wish, he wanted to be the most handsome man in the world. The frog warned him, "You do realize that this wish will also make your wife the most beautiful woman in the world, a Venus whom men will flock to". The man replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most handsome Man and she will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-he's the most handsome man in the world!

For his second wish, he wanted to be the richest man in the world. The frog said, "That will make your wife the richest woman in the world. And she will be ten times richer than you. " The man said, "That's okay, because what's mine is hers and what's hers is mine." So, KAZAM-he's the richest man in the world!

The frog then inquired about his third wish, and he answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Men are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention male readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Female readers: Please scroll down.

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The woman had a heart attack ten times milder than her husband!!!


Real moral of the story: Men aren't as smart as they think. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ;)

PS: If you are a man and are still reading this; it only goes to show that men never listen!!!

14 comments:

Unknown said...

well i guess i am one of those who never listen then heehhehe


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Unknown said...

AHAHA!! i like!

but i wonder what would be a good third wish to get rid of the wife?

Anonymous said...

That was a good one dear!! A very good one! I'll make my husband read it as soon as he wakes up! ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL! Joud! Nice oe ;) - most important part is the PPS!

Anonymous said...

LOL, nice. i guess you cant have everything.

phoenix said...

Wow.. that is an awesome story!!
I really liked it ;)

Great job

Ms. Sarah said...

hahahahahaha! i'm liking you more and more for that joke! :p

Zed said...

i figured it out, to get rid of the wife, the guy should've ask for the bigger penis LOL

Anonymous said...

I love this joke it shows how men always want to get rid of the wife

Joud said...

glad u guys enjoyed it, but i have a little confession to make.. at initially this joke was the other way around, but i thought it would be interesting to invert the male-female roles ;)

Unknown said...

lol! That's a very good one!

Anonymous said...

Loool Jude, this was about women, i read it before, but i liked the twist :)

Joud said...

N.: i thought so too ;)

elijah: busted ! i did confess a few comments ago though...

Jewaira said...

lol @ Zed