Saturday, December 8, 2007

for the sake of science....

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin low.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps,and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

..woman volunteers wanted..

18 comments:

chikapappi said...

@@ !! Weight loss... !! Hm.. uh! Still no!

Swair said...

LOL aham shay the "woman volunteers wanted" part! lol

Hasan.B said...

Unprotected sex can get you infected with the HIV virus and other sexual transmitted diseases!

Zed said...

chika: you sure, i'll give you more time to think about it ;)

swair: i will send you the volunteer application, whats your email

hasan.b: this blog is all about protection, all sex that goes on here is 100% safe

New Bride said...

weight loss ??? yah right :/

New Bride said...

weight loss ??? yah right :/

Enigma said...

LOL @ new bride!

and #8: ewwwww that grossed me out

fonzy said...

so.... the question here is... did u get any volunteers? :P

Zed said...

new bride: i think that depends on the amount of sex you have, and the positions, i vouch for it

enigma: its true, no need to get grossed out

fonzy: still waiting on them, its not as easy as i thought LOL

Ri said...

*sigh*

You had me at 'Scientific'.

Swair said...

uhm... go away...

Anonymous said...

swair get a sense of humour

Zed said...

ri: lol

swair: if you dont believe me, volunteer and see for yourself

anonymous: dont diss swar, she's with me

Swair said...

LOL Sorry, anonymous.. I've always known that I either have a weird sense of humor or a lack of one *rolls her eyes*

Shakla Zed understands the weirdness side lol

But the answer's still no, Zed :p

Maze said...

where are the girls???

Blue Ice Envy said...

1.I did notice that my hair becomes very shinny and beautifully wavy after an orgasm.

5. I do feel depressed whan I don't have sex!

7. No wonder I've been having trouble sleeping!

Zed said...

all true

is2al mjarib wala tisal khabeer

Anonymous said...

i miss it !