Monday, December 18, 2006

Pick me up

Have you been looking for a website dedicated to pick-up lines? Look no more.

3 of the ones I found most amusing:

1. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
2. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
3. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I've been a victim of a textbook pick-up line before:

male A: Your father must've been a thief
joud: huh ??
male A: he stole 2 stars and put them in your eyes
joud: what the....

True story! he had a 3angoo9 too

a) how can someone say that with a straight face
b) how is that romantic - having stars in my eyes ??
c) seriously. get a life


iKuwait said...

are you wearing space pants? cause your ass is out of this world

Dave said...

I love pick-up lines, but I don't think I'll ever try actually using them. But, they are funny though. I've compiled a list of the best ones I've found on the web here: Pick Up lines