Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Starbucks order

according to George Carlin (a comedian):

The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-low, and one nutrasweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

hehe do u think it's true ?

18 comments:

Elijah said...

YES YES!!

I hate when I ask for something and they confuse me with a thousand other questions after that aaargggh just give me a damn cup of coffee

Where have you been girl??

TAT said...

I should try that and see if my asshole meter goes up a notch

Kinan said...

OF COURSE IT'S TRUE!

The more complicated a person's cup of coffee is, the more therapy they need :P

It's a bloody cup of coffee. Get a grip!

Zed said...

i bet kinan is one of those ppl... lol

Sene said...

Undeniably true!!

eshda3wa said...

thats why i joind the starbucks boycott movement :)

don_veto said...

Do you want water with that ?

Ms Loala said...

So true!!
Even of your order is too simple like the frubuccino!

Joud said...

elijah: i've been traveling, 10% work, 90% leasure ;)

tat: it probably will :)

don veto: hehe yeah that's so annoying, every single time !

so i guess we all agree that it has some truth to it; i usually get a skim milk cappucino... and a chocolate chip cookie

Zed said...

i don't go to starboxxxxx.... its on my boycott list

Maze said...

asshole bigtime!

KJ said...

HAHAHAHAHHA

*returns to his own perking coffee pot*

Joud said...

zed: i like costa, i was there 2 days ago and they draw an "i heart costa" on the cappuccino foam in chocolate sprinkles. that's cool

KJ: the ultimate is a turkish coffee "sada," too bad it's not served everywhere

KJ said...

Joud - well to be honest I am a tea person :P Coffee is so low class.

Nael said...

Go Second Cup and get me some French Vanilla damnit!! :D

The Criticizer said...

Very true. Hell, even ordering "anything" from starbucks makes that person an @$$hole. I despise starbucks and I think it's a freakin' fad on the long run.

Joud said...

kj: so do u have classy little tea get togethers then :P

nael: i used to love french vanilla when i was in university, now i find it way too sweet

criticizer: whoa, i think u just called a whole bunch of people 'a$$holes' - including me !

The Criticizer said...

lol .. Sorry to generalize but that's my humble opinion. Bare with it. :P