Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Prison vs Work

In Prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day (free).

At Work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch tv and play games.

At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison you get your own toilet.

At work you have to share.

I prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At work You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.


Humm? Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for???
Kill your Manager...



Bill Gates, Chairman and CEO of Microsoft, and the richest man in the world at over $50 Billion net worth, arrested in New Mexico 1977.

5 comments:

Sene said...

Good one, though I still prefer work to prison.

Kinan said...

looool!

*goes to kill his manager*

KJ said...

Where do the wife and kids come into play!

eshda3wa said...

see bill gates knew where all the good stuff was!
smart man
ugly
but smart

Zed said...

sene: i think i'll second that

kinan: i'll call the cops on you, i hope 777 answers

kj: visits and "conjugal" visits ; )

eshda3wa: lol @ smart man... ugly but smart