Saturday, June 30, 2007

Bitch Slapped

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines.One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

7 comments:

snookie said...

hehe.. that made me smile :)

Kinan said...

god has a really good sense of humor!

looool

Zed said...

of course he does, he made George W Bush president of the US of A.. he made the best rapper in the world WHITE (eminem).. the best golfer in the world Tiger Woods (BLACK)....
if thats not funny, i dont know what is

Kinan said...

loooooooool Zed

True. Absolutely True :D

jumping translocation said...

LMAO ! hahahoohoo

Goes without saying; surely, none of these men were Asian or Arabs?!

elijah said...

But what most people don't see is that the man does what the woman says in her presence, but when she's not around all hell breaks loose ;)

Zed said...

kinan: i heard that somewhere and i love it...lol

jumping translocation: you might find asians somewhere on a list like that.. but the arabs you only find on MOST WANTED LISTS lol

elijah: hell yeah .. hell breaks loose cause we become FRREEEE heheh