Saturday, August 4, 2007

Colonoscopies:

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

9 comments:

Princess said...

ouch and looooool aham shay the now i know why im not gay one hehehe

EXzombie said...

"hey Doc. is that how snakes mates.....?!?!"

"stay away from the light.....!!!"

Swair. said...

hahahaha EEWW!! but still, hahahahaha!

Zed said...

princess: lol i love that one

exzombie: lol i should add these to the list

swair: i know, the thought is nasty, but it's hilarious

eshda3wa said...

looooooool

we3

man im so glad it aint my job to look up ppls behinds all day!

from the annals of proctology said...

Very anal, very nice! :)

At my company HR once put out an advert for a PR job. Little did they know they'd be getting applicants with a master's degree in PR ( per rectal examinations)

Kinan said...

loooooooool!

hilarious :D

Zed said...

eshda3wa: looool and we3 were my exact reactions lol

from the annals of proctology: is that true??????

kinan: i can always depend on you to laugh at my supid posts

Jewaira said...

Quite amusing...