Monday, October 29, 2007

Kuwaiti Hell

Since my last posts was about the afterlife (hell in specific), and since Chika loves this subject, enjoy this joke....


A Man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told: 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.'

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the American hell, as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Kuwaiti hell and finds that there is a long line of people from all nationalities waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told, 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Kuwaiti devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.



'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many people waiting to get in?'


He is told, 'maintenance is so back there is no electricity, Bengali's keep stealing the nails from the beds and the Devil is a lazy government employee, he checks in has his tea and falafel sandwich and leaves'

10 comments:

chikapappi said...

LOL!!! Hehehe! That was funny! Yes jokes I like.. real thing is scary :P - bet they provide people with baby prowder ba3r el whipping :P

chikapappi said...

b3r = ba3d

Joel said...

Not a bad thing, dying in Kuwait! LOL!

Intlxpatr said...

*dying laughing* REALLY very funny.

N. said...

lol! yes, very very funny! :p

'GreY' said...

ROFLMAO ... * stands in Q * :P

Chirp said...

LOL! Hahaha this is funny. Was having a crappy week, but this made my day!

Chroma-Trauma said...

That's a good one

Zed said...

chika: to sooth the pain, now i really wanna go to hell lol

joel: you have to suffer in life to enjoy the afterlife, isnt that what they say ;)

intlxpatr: thanks and i'm glad i can keep you guys laughing

n. merci

grey: just like its done anywhere in kuwait, stand in q lol

chirp: and i hope i can do the same for everyone all the time, anytime chirp

chroma: thank you :)

Kinano said...

looooool

But, where's the fun in that?!