Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Thank God I'm a Woman - part II

in solidarity with chika's pro-woman endorsement post (or was it a war post??), this is the sequel to my post from a few months ago...

thank God i'm a woman...

If you have to be home in time for Desperate Housewives, you can say so, out loud

It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower

No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo

If you forget to shave, no one has to know

If you're dumb, some people will find it cute

You can sleep your way to the top

You can sue the President for sexual harassment

If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot

You can quickly end any fight by crying

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems

You'll never regret piercing your ears

You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark

Free drinks

Free dinners

Free movies

13 comments:

Ours our not like yours said...

Look at the things you list in your attempt to glorify women everywhere. Rather the things you list are shameful, and make women out to be tramps instead of the righteous mothers, daughters, sisters, wives and scholars of this Ummah that they really are. You glorify the disbelieving women of the west; believing their filthy ways are what make it good to be a woman. How vile!

Ours are not like yours said...

Look at the things you list in your attempt to glorify women everywhere. Rather the things you list are shameful, and make women out to be tramps instead of the righteous mothers, daughters, sisters, wives and scholars of this Ummah that they really are. You glorify the disbelieving women of the west; believing their filthy ways are what make it good to be a woman. How vile!

Joud said...

u should try to enjoy humor rather than dissect it angrily and make it about your Ummah

keep your self-righteousness for more worthy subjects, and i'm sure there are many blogs out there which better suit your imposed over-protective views

GreY said...

lol ! nice post ..

Kinano said...

Crying is blackmail!

*lobbies to abolish crying*

loool @ Free Drinks, Dinner and Movie

you are such a cheapskate :P

chikapappi said...

Who's this dimwity person elly bel awwal?! Keshhhh baba!

LOL! My God! I forgot those :P & LOLLLLLL @ group showers o shaving :) *checks legs* :P

Pls also note: Free sox! I got that last week *booty shake* :*

Vixen said...

just thinking of chocolate and all of the worries do melt away n___n *goes chocolate hunting*

N. said...

I was going to add one more thing to the list. But I decided not to, what you said is more than enough to be thankful for, you better show your appreciation for it! :p

Joud said...

grey: thanks :)

kinan: :D

chika: good for u ! *joins the booty shake*

vixen: i know ! that's a scientifically proven fact

n.: i do, every chance i get ;)

elijah said...

Oh and having a visa counter open up just for you.

and getting a gift from every shop u go in (not in Kuwait though) :)

and u get away with breaking traffic laws and and and...

past perfect said...

TGIW so I can get handsome men to make love to me.

Eew! I can feel every man in Q8 and his mistress squirm in their hot pants at this vile suggestion!

Ms. Vioxx Al Tayer said...

And, oh yes,TGIW so that pretty women may make love to me.
:)

Joud said...

elijah: u only get away with stuff if u're good looking - no ?

past perfect: thanks for sharing your inner thoughts ... and for the mental image :/

ms. vioxx: whatever rocks your boat !