Tuesday, November 6, 2007


A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."


chikapappi said...

hehehe!! keed el nesa! :)

Maryam said...

loooool. truly ene kaydahona 3atheem. But that's not fair it probably was the man's fault anyway ;)

Intlxpatr said...

*dying laughing* I did not see that coming. LOOOOLLLLL

Noufa said...

Now that's a smart woman :P

Kinano said...


Princess said...

7arakaaaat!! see women r insanely sneaky and evil!! hehe

Zed said...

i was molested by a woman recently, i was under the influence and she took advantage of me

Joud said...

chika: absolutely ;)

maryam: of course it was !

intlpaxtr: hehe i know, it's genius

noufa: we all have it in us ;)

kinan: yup u better watch your back

princess: who's side are u on ??

zed: knowing u, smthg tells me she was the victim and you completely reversed the story

This Lady Says said...

3afya 3alaiha.. Good girl!

Princess said...

umm ga9at 3al rayal hehehehe im obviously on his side but i still like the evil heehhehehhe

N. said...

lol, dumbass! :p

'GreY said...

Oh ! what a sheep ! lol ! good one !

elijah said...

LOOOL totally unexpected for me :D

Joud said...

lady: ee ! we should all learn from her

princess: how self-righteous of u !

n.: is he a dumbass or is she a genius ;)

grey: thanks :)

elijah: i know, that's what makes it so cool !

Chirp said...

Hahaha smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!