Tuesday, December 11, 2007

pay raise request

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $mith

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the media is reporting that the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

General Manager

7 comments:

N. said...

This never gets old hehe, very smart.

chikapappi said...

why beat around the bush! I would charge in - barge in the modeer's office & demand!

fonzy said...

lol... talk bout reading between the lines :P in other words: kiss my a$$

KJ said...

I think it is time to send an Outlook invitation for a Hot Spa Party 2007

Ms Loala said...

LoL, very creative :P

Zed said...

n.: i am going to send out the same one now, i just hope it doesnt get me fired

chika: cool boss, huh?

fonzy: hahaha

kj: i dont get it

ms loala: it is, thank you

Blue Ice Envy said...

VEry clever :-P