TRUE STORY
The wedding ring - recent story in the local paper:
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found thering in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleumjelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
he either has huge fingers or a really really small ...............
14 comments:
Aha ! Classic case of revenge ! although i have heard Indian Version of it from a relative of mine in the Medical field ... this is even better..
Muhahha Big finger or small ....???
WAHAHAHAHA!
Hehehehe small "shesma" for sure ;)
hehehehehhehehehe ok i think i think i thinkkkkkkkkkkk this made my day hehehhee
poor poor idiot cheating man hehehe
MOAR GIRL POWARRRRRRR!!!!!
*flex*
looooooooooooooool
Dude is screwed whichever way you look at it :P
Zain etsawee feeh.. kalb...
Why would she go out with a pencil-dick anyway?
he is screwed big time!!
Well either way you look at it- it aint good!
And that guy seems like he shud have gone to the Dr a long time ago-- hello---- enlargement!!!!
grey: i guess its becoming a habbit amongst women, so to all the married guys that are cheating, make sure your wedding rings dont fit LOL
enigma: :)
noufa: give the guy the benefit of the doubt, maybe huge fingers LOL NOTTTT
la reine: it make my day aswell
ri: he deserves it for cheating, and going to the doctor was a big mistake, fdee7a
kinan: you got that right
swait: my guess is he's got MONEYYYYYYYYY LOL
amu: you can say that again
nonowa: LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
LOL
LOL
LOOOOOOOL
I love your stories :D
No way this is true, I can’t imagine this being applicable at all. It doesn't make any sense.
Something is seriously wrong with this post. I got it, I demand illustrating pictures :)
eshda3wa: you can type tat again
elijah: thank you, i hope i can keep you entertain all the time
touche: i would love to ilustrate with pictures, just give me time to find someone with huge fingers lol
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