Wednesday, January 16, 2008

TRUE STORY

The wedding ring - recent story in the local paper:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.


According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found thering in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleumjelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:


1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.



he either has huge fingers or a really really small ...............

14 comments:

'Grey' said...

Aha ! Classic case of revenge ! although i have heard Indian Version of it from a relative of mine in the Medical field ... this is even better..

Muhahha Big finger or small ....???

Enigma said...

WAHAHAHAHA!

Noufa said...

Hehehehe small "shesma" for sure ;)

La Reine said...

hehehehehhehehehe ok i think i think i thinkkkkkkkkkkk this made my day hehehhee

poor poor idiot cheating man hehehe

Ri said...

MOAR GIRL POWARRRRRRR!!!!!

*flex*

Kinano said...

looooooooooooooool

Dude is screwed whichever way you look at it :P

Swair said...

Zain etsawee feeh.. kalb...

Why would she go out with a pencil-dick anyway?

..::Amu::.. said...

he is screwed big time!!

NoNoWa said...

Well either way you look at it- it aint good!

And that guy seems like he shud have gone to the Dr a long time ago-- hello---- enlargement!!!!

Zed said...

grey: i guess its becoming a habbit amongst women, so to all the married guys that are cheating, make sure your wedding rings dont fit LOL

enigma: :)

noufa: give the guy the benefit of the doubt, maybe huge fingers LOL NOTTTT

la reine: it make my day aswell

ri: he deserves it for cheating, and going to the doctor was a big mistake, fdee7a

kinan: you got that right

swait: my guess is he's got MONEYYYYYYYYY LOL

amu: you can say that again

nonowa: LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

eshda3wa said...

LOL
LOL
LOOOOOOOL

elijah said...

I love your stories :D

TOUCHE' said...

No way this is true, I can’t imagine this being applicable at all. It doesn't make any sense.

Something is seriously wrong with this post. I got it, I demand illustrating pictures :)

Zed said...

eshda3wa: you can type tat again

elijah: thank you, i hope i can keep you entertain all the time

touche: i would love to ilustrate with pictures, just give me time to find someone with huge fingers lol