Sunday, June 8, 2008

The Concept - Two Cows

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the
milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow
dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by
the government.

EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.

DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in
all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or 'Milk Village ' for them.
You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both
legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for
a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow
first to attract media attention.

SHARJAH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai. The cows get
stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows
now.

ABU DHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil

6 comments:

N. said...

KUWAIT SYSTEM:
You have to cows. You make machboos la7am, o ta3zem el ferej.

Joud said...

or, veil them and keep them away from royal 7ayat

ZINNNNNNNG !!!

elijah said...

Check this out, similar with some variations

http://ramblinghal.blogspot.com

Zed said...

n: hahahaha typical kuwait

joud: why did that not make sense to me??

elijah: lol i like this one better though :P

Joud said...

political sarcasm about how some mp's want the 2 female ministers to wear the veil, and about a staff party at royal hayat hospital which leaked to the press and was deemed a scandal in the eyes of those very same mp's

mrm said...

wahahahahaha! nice!