Monday, October 1, 2007

Ouch

3 men die and go to heaven. the heaven guard starts to examine how faithful they have been to their wives during their lifetimes.

he starts with the oldest one, charly: "u cheated on your wife 50 times, so i'll give you a Fiat for your transportation needs in heaven." Charly drives off, he sure got off easy !!

it's Johnny's turn. he 'only' cheated on his wife 15 times, so he gets a Ford Focus; he's a happy camper.

the youngest of all 3, Timmy, who's never cheated on his wife, finds himself with a brand new Ferrari. he is beyond happy.

some time goes by, the 3 friends haven't seen each other in over a week; then 1 day, charly drops by with his fiat and is surprised to see timmy in tears, and so he says: "what's the matter with you, you're driving around in a Ferrari, you've never cheated on your wife, you should be ecstatic !!"

Timmy looks up and says: "i just saw my wife, she's on roller blades !!"

11 comments:

'GreY' said...

LMAO ! ... poor Tim ! lol !

Blue Dress said...

What?

Kinano said...

Women!

elijah said...

LOOL but Ouch!

hammoodee said...

hohoho!

N. said...

hahaha! :p Okay that was unexpected lol!

phoenix said...
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phoenix said...

Thats is too funny!!!
You said the right thing..OUCH!

Peony said...

poor tim !

Joud said...

glad u guys enjoyed it, i thought it was pretty wicked :)

KJ said...

What's wrong with roller blades :P LoooL. They have Ferrari bran roller blades now!