Job Vacancy in Baabda /Lebanon
Job position: Lebanese President
Contract Duration: 6 years (extended if required)
Responsibilities: Ruling a small crazy country
Benefits: Whatever you can get
Age: 5 - 105 years
Please send 2 copies of your CV to: Bashar@damascus.no and Condy@Everywhere.usa
For non discrimination, we accept Ladies...Candidates will be contacted soon.
"Note: No Need to be Maronite, neither Lebanese"
6 comments:
I think you've forgot to mention sending extra copies of resume(s) to the following E-mails too:
ayatollah_Whatever@iran.gov.ir
Ehud_Olmert@israel.gov.il
king_Abdullah@ksa.gov.sa
:)
hahahah i mean, who are you?
this is not my blog, whats a blog?
byyyeee
LooooL! Good one!
Is it true that most of the applicants comprised Israelis, Palestinians and Syrians while the Saudis got to pick the tab on F & B served during the brain-storming interview sessions conducted by our Big Brother Americans?
If it's only a caretaker president you are hankering after for the Lebanon head to Dhaka. I hear the Bangladeshis make such good caretakers and shepherds. Running a country is in many ways doing a good job as a shepherd tending to your flock and making sure they are safe from the wolves in the darkness.
Alternatively, do the Lebanese welcome aliens from another planet to govern them?
Correction - what Lebanon needs most of all is a Gorkha shepherd who can tend to his class conscious flock and be able to tell a wolf in sheep's clothing on the side!
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