Sunday, September 30, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Heaven & Hell
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it's all organized by the Swiss.
i tried to incorporate "Kuwaiti" or "Arab" in there somehow but i couldn't come up with anything.
any ideas ?
Posted by Joud at 1:46 AM 11 comments
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
TNG (6)
Here are the current points for each contestant, don't forget that there still a chance to enter and win even if you join TNG now
5 momo
4 chikapappi
3 elijah
2 hammoodee
2 dishevelled
2 kinano
1 blue dress
1 ms loala
1 touche
1 kj
Guess the location of this one
Posted by Zed at 11:00 AM 14 comments
Monday, September 24, 2007
Black or white
sometimes when multi-level parking lots are full, there's an electronic sign outside displaying the word "full" in red - like in fanar mall for example.
in muhallab, here's what the display says when the parking is NOT full:
cos if it's not full, then it must be empty (like public bathrooms). who makes these decisions ??
Posted by Joud at 9:20 PM 9 comments
Sunday, September 23, 2007
TNG (5)
What is this building?
(the first one from the left)
Ranking:
momo (4)
chikapappi (3)
hammoodee(2)
elijah (2)
dishevelled (2)
blue dress (1)
kinano (1)
ms loala (1)
Posted by Zed at 1:00 PM 12 comments
Friday, September 21, 2007
Men
The man freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your wife will get times ten!" The man said, "That's okay."
For his first wish, he wanted to be the most handsome man in the world. The frog warned him, "You do realize that this wish will also make your wife the most beautiful woman in the world, a Venus whom men will flock to". The man replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most handsome Man and she will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-he's the most handsome man in the world!
For his second wish, he wanted to be the richest man in the world. The frog said, "That will make your wife the richest woman in the world. And she will be ten times richer than you. " The man said, "That's okay, because what's mine is hers and what's hers is mine." So, KAZAM-he's the richest man in the world!
The frog then inquired about his third wish, and he answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Men are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention male readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Female readers: Please scroll down.
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The woman had a heart attack ten times milder than her husband!!!
Real moral of the story: Men aren't as smart as they think. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ;)
PS: If you are a man and are still reading this; it only goes to show that men never listen!!!
Posted by Joud at 2:45 AM 14 comments
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Ramadan Kareem
Zain (MTC) is going to be made fun of like the NBK YABEELA champaign
Posted by Zed at 10:30 AM 8 comments
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Google doodles
i've always enjoyed the playful changes google does to its logo on certain meaningful days as an acknowledgement / commemoration of those days.
google, being as cool as it usually is, has created an online museum containing all these holiday logos - link
there is actually one guy whose job it is to create them; i'm no graphic designer, but how cool would it be to have this job ?
my favorite ones:
1. braille's birthday
2. martin luther king day
3. andy warhol's birthday
Posted by Joud at 7:30 PM 4 comments
TNG (4) and Standings
For those of you that don't know what TNG is, click here. (and you still have time to join and win)
For those who have been following up, here are the lastest results:
momo (3)
chikapappi (2)
commenter (1)
elijah (1)
dishevelled (1)
Good luck
Posted by Zed at 11:30 AM 16 comments
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
TNG (3)
Since the last TNG was pretty hard for alot of people, this time i'm making it extra easy.
Current Standings:
MOMO 2
chickapappi 1
elijah 1
commenter 1
Posted by Zed at 9:30 AM 18 comments
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Medium or large
when buying someone (especially a girl) a top/dress/shirt as a present, it could get trikcy when it comes to picking the size. do u go for medium or large ?
medium might be too small but large might be too insulting.
Posted by Joud at 3:15 PM 13 comments
Friday, September 14, 2007
How ANNOYING
this ramadan's tv bomb is without a doubt, 7aleema boland.
in an after fu6oor tv zapping session, i landed on fawazeer 7aleema on rai tv. she was playing 3 characters, at the same time, in the same scene.
now maybe, just maybe, theres a chance i could watch her for 3 min straight without actually gauging my eyes out. but watching 3 of her at once was a bit much.
i dont like bashing people but she's asking for it - why does she act / talk / walk / dress like that ?
(i picked that picture for obvious reasons)
Posted by Joud at 12:00 PM 21 comments
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
TNG (2)
chikapappi
commenter
momo
elijah
Posted by Zed at 9:30 PM 17 comments
Monday, September 10, 2007
Flawless, Absolutely Flawless
I've been looking at Joud's post for the past week, and enough is enough, it's time for the guys to shine, we need some testosterone on this blog.
Ladies, you got your David Gandy eye candy for a week, and now you will witness the real meaning of PERFECTION.
Adriana Lima, i know you get allot of psychos, and i'm one of them, but i'm the best psycho out there.
Will you marry me?
Posted by Zed at 12:30 AM 65 comments
Sunday, September 9, 2007
The Name Game (Rules & Regulations)
Every time i post a picture with "The Name Game" title is a chance for you to be apart of the competition.
Just guess the area of where i took the picture, location of the shot (whether in Kuwait or abroad, if the picture was taken out of Kuwait, i will make sure that i inform everyone to avoid misleading the contestants)
1. Each picture i post will be up for at least 24 hours before posting the second picture.
2. Anyone can join except Anonymous identities.
3. The first person to reach to 10 points will get the prize. (yes, there is an actual prize, it will be delivered to the winner)
4. If more than one person gets to 10 points, the prize goes to the person that guessed first.
It's easy, it's fun, it's entertaining.
The first picture of The Name Game "TNG" was taken in DUBAI, the view from The Grand Hyatt Hotel.
Congrats to the people that guessed that one, i'll be keeping score ; )
(chikapappi, commenter, momo and elijah)
Posted by Zed at 12:30 AM 4 comments
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Perfection
Posted by Joud at 8:15 PM 33 comments
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
The Name Game
Alright people, I decided to spice up this blog with a little game, every chance I get I'll be posting a picture of random things/places in Kuwait and you must guess where I took the picture, I will only give out a hint for the pictures I snap out of Kuwait, like this one below (I was away for a week, and I took this pic from my hotel room at 6am)
Posted by Zed at 9:00 PM 19 comments