identity revealed

i always knew they existed, but never thought they were the same person, or from singapore

Travel theory

yesterday a friend of mine told me she read somewhere that the best time to buy a travel ticket is wednesday right after midnight. according to stats, that’s when u catch fares at their cheapest

if this is true, i think it may only apply to the u.s., but I will test this theory this week on jazeera and compare prices

i just checked flights to beirut, and today i can get a roundtrip for 83 kd; let’s see if I can get a cheaper fare on wednesday after midnight

Help

i need help on what to get a friend for his birthday

he’s a very good friend of mine, in his mid thirtees, quite the techie and loves water sports

if u’re reading this, please venture an idea or 2 before u leave ikuwait
and if u’re reading this through a feed, please take a sec to comment and help out a sister in crisis

thanks a million

Palestinian Film Week

"Shashati.TV, in cooperation with The Department of English Language & Literature, Kuwait University, are proud to announce the commencement of “Palestinian Film Week”. Film screenings will take place daily from Sunday, April 20th through Thursday, April 24th at the Khaldiya Memorial Hall, Kuwait University.

The events will include a variety of world-renowned films from Palestine, spanning different genres, themes and styles.

The schedule is as follows:

20/04 – “The Syrian Bride”
21/04 – “Paradise Now”
22/04 – “West Bank Story”/”Divine Intervention”
23/04 – “Promises”
24/04 – “Rana’s Wedding (Jerusalem, Another Day)”

All screenings will commence at 7 p.m., to be followed by a discussion.

Attendance is free of charge, but seating is limited.
For its part, Shashati.TV is organizing these events in an effort to promote film culture and awareness, as well as promote Arab Film to local, regional, and international audiences both as an art form as well as a means of entertainment."

i just got a facebook invitation to these screenings, it started sunday so i already missed the first two nights, but i think i'll go to the rest of them, i have only seen one of these movies.


honestly, i'm just glad to see there are activities like this being held in kuwait, something different to do on a weekday.

For them

i just found flyers on our doorstep, just plain with nothing on them but one word:

meno ?

Missing

o sun where art thou

Without you

MoI Radio Ads

anyone hear the new comercials they have on 99.7 FM, the Ministry of Interior is "ristricting the usage of mobile phones while driving" but apparently you are allowed to use a "hand free device"

the advertisements are the cheapest and cheesiest ads i've ever heard, they probably cost 20 kd to make, but the company that did it probably charged 5000 kd.

if you haven't heard them yet, tune into 99.7 cause they repeat them every 5 minutes, you're bound to catch one, and its a good laugh

what would i need to do to record these ads and have moi accept them? i will do it for half the price and 100% better quality

law is being implemeneted begening of May 2008

I can use one of those

what a looong tough week this was, i can definitely use one of those

Idiots in Kuwait

If you are going to put your hard earned money to advertise on facebook, you might as well do it right.



I thought a performer called "Finaly" is coming to Kuwait, apparently i am the Idiot

another blonde abomination

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper & a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it's hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is click here

English - Jordanian Dictionary

I wish

i wish that...

- working on thursdays was optional

- my summer vacation would plan itself and that my friends werent such flakes

- i could play a musical instrument

- i would spend less time on the internet

- bonuses would be every 6 months

- the next parliament would be a good one

- the weather would stay the way it is now all year

- my work location was against traffic

- i could be a morning person


inevitably, this song comes to mind...

Multicultural dating

Most people have seen this, but i can never get enough of it

WHITE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
the back of her car.
Second Date:
She's pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her
two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's
girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his
three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your
life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along
the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and
entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!

LEBANESE WOMEN:
First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress
Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date :
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier