Sunday, April 8, 2007
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Friday, April 6, 2007
Gymin' It
Just joined the gym recently, and want to share my "shape up and look like the guys from 300 program" hehe
Day 1: Chest & Biceps
Day 2: Back & Triceps
Day 3: Shoulders & Abs
and this repeats
Daily:
The first hour is cardio & stretching, and after the workout its Squash for a minimum of 2 hours.
In less than 6 months, I'll be ripped like the paper in my bosses garbage can.
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Thursday, April 5, 2007
No more Prison Break
after watching the season finale of prison break last night, i'm left hanging. it was suspenseful and i don't think i'll be able to wait months (Aug 27th) before finding out what's going to happen. this is the end of my life as i know it and i will now retire to seclusion until michael comes back to brighten my days.
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Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Starbucks order
according to George Carlin (a comedian):
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-low, and one nutrasweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
hehe do u think it's true ?
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Prison vs Work
In Prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day (free).
At Work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch tv and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
I prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At work You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Humm? Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for???
Kill your Manager...

Bill Gates, Chairman and CEO of Microsoft, and the richest man in the world at over $50 Billion net worth, arrested in New Mexico 1977.
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Sunday, April 1, 2007
TGIM
Thank God I'm a Man
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be President.
- You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- The world is your urinal.
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Same work, more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
- One mood all the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You can play with toys all your life.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
THANK GOD I'M A MAN
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Saturday, March 31, 2007
The World Greatest
Tiesto is out with another great album.
I just realized Mark posted about it last week.
I'll leave you with my favorite song from his previous album (In Search of Sunrise 5)
Tiesto - Late night alumni - Empty streets
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Thursday, March 29, 2007
Starbox
Another addition to my boycott list, but this time I don't have a reason, maybe its:
- the rumors that 11 cents out of every Dollar spend at Starbucks goes for rebuilding Israel.
- their ugly ass logo.
- because they are in your fucking face everywhere you fucking go.
- their bitter, tasteless coffee.
- their overpriced menu.
- because they scream everything anyone orders.
- that I would rather spend my money on the local coffee shops.
- their makiatto frappacino al pacino with caramel on top.
- because I just don't like them.
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007
This is SPARTA
Everyone probably reviewed this movie, but I just have to give my own review too. This movie will definitely be included on my top 20 list, the fact that it's based on a true story, of course Hollywood spices everything up and creates their own image to generate the $$$, but history does mention how everything happened.
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Monday, March 26, 2007
Malls
Tamdeen Shopping Centre Development has announced The Mall of Kuwait in Sabahiya with a retail area of 1.3m sqft which will open in 2008. The mall will have five anchor stores and a hypermarket and be surrounded by gardens, water and leisure facilities.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007
Shakira Shakira
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Thursday, March 22, 2007
Bye bye

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Ain't that funny
it happens every now and then that i receive an email from someone i haven't heard from in 10 years or more; they see my profile somewhere on the net and write me a fervent email full of exclamation marks. don't get me wrong, i get excited when i find these surprise emails (sometimes), and usually write back right away...
but then there's nothing more to say and the correspondence stops right then and there or at best after another email or 2. isn't that funny ? i guess people just grow apart and unless u really have something significant in common, u probably won't hear from each other again for another 10 years.... if that.
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Sunday, March 18, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Arabian Gulf Road
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Naked ambassador
u don't see this in the news everyday. silly, silly ambassador.
Israel recalls naked ambassador
"[...] police found Mr Refael in the Israeli embassy compound where he had been found bound, gagged and naked apart from sado-masochistic sex accessories. "
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Friday, March 16, 2007
Fixture CD
when u have a cd changer in your car, there's still always one cd which stays as the others come and go. it's the cd u feel u'll never get sick of, the cd u want to have ready in case your mood calls for its tunes; and it often does.
do u have a fixture cd in your car ? mine is a mixed Fayrouz cd i made months ago.
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